Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper (dance); to the doctor, who patched his head with vinegar and brown paper. Then Jill came in, and she did grin to see Jack's paper plaster; her mother whipt her, across her knee, for laughing at Jack's disaster.
- Jill doesn't laugh at Jack's disaster, leading to this; she didn't get whipt across the knee.
- Jack and Jill were racing each other up and down the hill, not getting nothing in it.
- Jill's mother patched Jack's head not a doctor.
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